Blog #2

Hello there! Happy 4/20 to all you stoners out there!  I had a fantabulous birthday this year.  I found out that I share the same birthday as The Simpsons and Drop Dead Fred. :-) Thanks to everyone for all they wonderful birthday wishes. I got so many great gifts from my friends including a vintage teapot, a hideous flower & donkey pillow (which I love), gift cards & a french fry emoji.  I even got a lovely text from John that said "Happy Birthday Ginger Commie Hoe." That is a really nice gesture coming from him. Thanks to Mignon for wrapping my Birkenstocks that I purchased last week and happened to be delivered at work yesterday. Kara's coworker even got me a card. (All her friends love me more than her.) I enjoyed dinner with some for my favorite people.  We ate a lot of good food!  Kara told me she doesn't think she's ever seen me as happy as last night but we were at J Alexanders which is my happy place. I did unfortunately get in a little fender be...

I've been thinking a lot today about my future.  I haven't decided if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Usually, I don't think about it much.  I don't even contribute to my 401K anymore because I'm sure I won't live that long.  I'm sitting outside at Panera as I'm in love with the Poppyseed Strawberry Salad. The lady next to me is about to give her kid Shaken Baby Syndrome.  She keeps shaking it and saying "you're a little baby" in a weird voice. Shoutout to April and her new baby. I hope they name it Pickles. I don't even know if it's a girl or a boy but Pickles is genderless I think.  Yesterday my mom was saying how she watched a trans surgery from male to female. I don't think I've ever heard her say the word "clit" more in my life.  If you know my parents you know they are very open so it's surprising.  People at my work think they are hippies.  My dad is pretty much famous there because of the time I...

Hi! Happy Thursday! I have to work tomorrow. Gag!!  Okay, only for a few hours. Let's talk about how I need to lose weight. Let's talk about how every week I'm like "okay girl you got this!" and then someone brings Five Guys into the office.  That someone is usually me. I'm not a huge pop drinker but I do enjoy a nice refreshing Coca Cola from time to time. Every time I go to enjoy such beverage, the office coke Nazi (John) comes and yells at me about how bad they are for me. "Do you even care about your body?" he says. Does it look like I care as I stuff a handful of french fries in my mouth?? Bitch, please.... He likes to come over and sprinkle his chest hair all over my desk. He says the ladies love it.  You know, I'm not hatin on chest hair but that's a fucking carpet.  I'm pretty sure I get a hair ball from just looking at it. Ugh. This is pay back for the time he randomly threw oranges at me for a week. Moving on.. I got new sheets....

Okay, this will be a short one because I'm running behind tonight!! Kara and I decided to start a business. It's going to be a line of sunscreen for gingers. We may even venture out into full body swimwear and hats. Then we can create Dunaher Holdings, Inc. It will consist of our chemical free high SPF luxury sunscreen and an animal sanctuary. That's all. Goodnight.

Alright, I already don't have anything to say.  I just started reading "It" by request of my bestie, Sarah.  I'm 146 pages in. Normally I read non-fiction so this is a bit of a change. I am real sad that Georgie died.  I remember being scared of the basement when I was little, too. Now I'm scared of the attic.  I'm pretty sure we have a squatter up there.  Once I watched a movie about a guy who lived in the attic and he ended up murdering the whole family.  That would be my luck.  Today I did nothing.  I did pack and clean.  I can actually see my bedroom floor this evening. My family love to tell people about the one time I found a fork in my bed.  I'm not actually sure how it got there but it makes sense.  I just sleep on one side so shit just ends up over there.  I wake up with earrings stuck in my back all the time.  I am probably the laziest person you will ever meet.  It's not like your typical lazy tho. I feel l...

Hello, I've received a few requests to start blogging again.  Yes, they were from Tricia and Kara.  They are my only two fans.  I'm not paying for the website this time... For anyone who has never read one of my blogs, you will find that they are about nothing and usually contain a lot of grammatical errors.