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Hello there! Happy 4/20 to all you stoners out there!  I had a fantabulous birthday this year.  I found out that I share the same birthday as The Simpsons and Drop Dead Fred. :-) Thanks to everyone for all they wonderful birthday wishes. I got so many great gifts from my friends including a vintage teapot, a hideous flower & donkey pillow (which I love), gift cards & a french fry emoji.  I even got a lovely text from John that said "Happy Birthday Ginger Commie Hoe." That is a really nice gesture coming from him. Thanks to Mignon for wrapping my Birkenstocks that I purchased last week and happened to be delivered at work yesterday. Kara's coworker even got me a card. (All her friends love me more than her.) I enjoyed dinner with some for my favorite people.  We ate a lot of good food!  Kara told me she doesn't think she's ever seen me as happy as last night but we were at J Alexanders which is my happy place. I did unfortunately get in a little fender bender on Tuesday.  This guy hit Betty White.  She's a little upset but it's okay. She's going to the doctor tomorrow to get looked at. I'm going to see if they have an Audi R8 Spyder for rent while she's getting fixed. I have a lot of ants hanging out in my bathroom.  I told them I'm not sure what they are looking for up here and that the kitchen is downstairs to the left. I did eat some sun chips in there last week.  Maybe I dropped a few crumbs... I do feel like there's better options in the kitchen.  Mom got me cupcakes yesterday and I'm pretty sure there's some rice crispy treats in there too. When I got home yesterday my mom says "I got you some cupcakes.  Dad and I already celebrated without you."  This morning I was looking for some breakfast and noticed the cupcakes had cream cheese frosting on them... I don't like cream cheese (and I don't really like cake at all)...  I don't think the cupcakes were purchased with my birthday in mind. :-/ I did have the Moose Tracks ice cream for dinner tonight tho.  Thanks Mom. I met Kara's girlfriend for the first time on Tuesday.  We went to Suzy Wong's for an AIDS benefit. I was looking in my bag for a wet one for Savanah when the drag queen came around.  I do keep a lot of weird things in my bag.  She noticed and started pulling out everything from my bag.  This included an apple that I got at Panera last weekend, a bottle of sunscreen, my sunglasses, wallet, about 52 receipts and a small tube of chaffing cream.  Now anybody with thunder thighs like myself know that warm temps brings the need for some chaffing cream. The chaffing cream happens to be made by Monistat. I would like to add that the stuff works amazingly. It's a gel that turns into a powder. You can find it by the baby making products at your local Wal-Mart. Anyways, it has nothing to do with yeasties but men only know that brand for one thing. So, she realizes what she pulled out and instantly picks it back up and say "oh, let's put that back in there!" Now that whole restaurant is wondering what I got going on in my downtown. Thanks lady. Also, the Unicorn Frappuccino looks like shit. I bet those gross people who liked the cotton candy blizzard at the DQ like it.  Gag. That's all I got but stay tuned because next week I have my yearly gynecologist appointment and I can't wait to fill y'all in on it.  Peace!