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Who doesn't love a good Mitch Hedberg meme?

Who doesn't love a good Mitch Hedberg meme?

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Okay, this will be a short one because I'm running behind tonight!! Kara and I decided to start a business. It's going to be a line of sunscreen for gingers. We may even venture out into full body swimwear and hats. Then we can create Dunaher Holdings, Inc. It will consist of our chemical free high SPF luxury sunscreen and an animal sanctuary. That's all. Goodnight.

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